Irony of an air hostess

फ्लाइट में पायलट ने अनाउंस किया : “हम आधे घण्टे में लैंड करने
वाले हैं”
फिर वो माइक बंद करना भूल गया और को-पायलट से बोला:
अब तो बस एक गरम चाय पीऊंगा,फिर एक एयर होस्टेस की पप्पी लूँगा ।
एयर होस्टेस ये सुन कर माइक बंद करने के लिए भागी, और एक बच्चे के पैरों में फँस
कर गिर गयी।
बच्चा बोला: तुझे बड़ी जल्दी है …
सुना नहीं??
पहले वो चाय पिएगा….
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Guess the cities name

Solve this. There are a few Indian States and      
      Cities……guess and name them
💠1-  Face
💠2-  Unmarried Girl
💠3- No Zip
💠4- Go and Come
💠5-  Answer State
💠6-  G reen Gate
💠7-  Kings Coat
💠8-  Snake land
💠9-  Make Juice
💠10-Mr. City
💠11-rhythm of eyes
💠12-elephants night
💠13-large state
💠14-mummy’s maid
💠15-do acting

     😇😇 Genius people dimaag lagao………

Example
1- Surat

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The fear of going to school

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Balance sheet of life

BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE: 😇
         
🔺 What comes to you is
            Credit.                                          
🔺 What goes from you is
            Debit.                    
🔺 Birth is your Opening
            Stock.                                          
🔺Death is your Closing
           Stock.                    
🔺Your ideas are your
           Assets.                                        
🔺Your views are your
           Liabilities.                                   
🔺 Your happiness is your
            Profit.                    
🔺Your sorrow is your Loss.          
🔺Your soul is your
          Goodwill.                                      
🔺 Your heart is your fixed
            Assests.                
🔺 Your duties are your
            outstanding Expennses.             
🔺Your friendship is your
            hidden Adjustment.                  
🔺 Your character is your
            Capital.                                              
🔺 Your knowledge is your
            Investment.                                   
🔺Your patience is your
           Bank Balance.                            
🔺Your is your
           Current Account.                        
🔺Your behaviour is your
           Journal Entry.        
🔺 Bad things you should
            always Depreciate.

Have a nice balance sheet :)

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